Oilily #4 - The Fairy Tale Issue
Warning: This rather strange fairy tale really happened.
ONCE UPON A TIME in a country far far away...
A beautiful Princess was kept awake by a pea, EVEN THOUGH the pea was laying underneath her 20 mattresses. OILILY wanted to meet this particular pea, but as you know, a pea is small and hard to find. MAYBE YOU CAN HELP US FIND IT?
When the Princess got up the next day, she decided to kiss all the frogs in the pond. STRANGE? Well, you know what they say. "You have to kiss many frogs before you find Prince Charming."
That night at the party, the Princess lost her shoe. She Laughed, she Wept, she Glanced, she Danced.
Just when the Princess thought, "This is not my kind of party", she noticed him. And he noticed her, too. Actually, all the girls at the party noticed him. BUMMER!
The next day, the Princess turned to her her prickly best friend for consolation. To let off steam, she went for a run in the woods. The Princess put on her seven league boots and ran for 10 miles. Or was it five miles? Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Finally, the Princess forgot about the boy and settled for seven little dwarfs and they lived happily ever after!